Unemployed (it must be nice)

In Alphabetical Order
a Matty Matt Sax Project
Circa 2005


Dm Bb F C
She wakes up at noon
Dm Bb F
Flops on the couch
A Bb C
Today she’s committed to all of her soaps
Dm Bb F C Dm Bb F
Her lunch is some cereal and potato chips
A Bb C
The crumbs are gathering on her robe

Gm C
She’s so relaxed
F Am Bb
She’s got it all worked out
Gm C F
Why didn’t I think of this first?

Gm C

F A Bb G
It must be so very nice to be unemployed
F A Bb
It must be so very nice
F A Bb G
It must be so very nice to be unemployed

She never leaves the house
Except to run to the store
To stock the freezer with ice cream
We try to get her out
We advise books
But she only reads magazines

We cannot lie; we all want to be you
You never miss your shows

It must be so very nice to be unemployed.