Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Donuts or Doughnuts?

If I was a police officer, I think I would be just a little insecure about going into donut shops wearing my uniform. Do cops even go in there anymore? Is the stereotype still legit? It is, at least, in every one's mind, but do you really find cops sitting at a table by themselves in the old Krispy Kreme, passing the time with a chocolate cruller? I must admit, it has been a long time since I have actually gone into a donut shop, so I can not be the voice of experience on this one. But all that to say - suppose I was a police officer...go ahead, suppose it....I think I would feel a little stupid going in to a donut shop. Wouldn't the cashier make a subtle joke or something? Would the rest of my cop buddies tease me if they found out? "Oh, Officer Howell, we don't go into donut shops anymore. That was so 1993."

Why are cops known for their obsession with donuts? I still remember the opening scene from Die Hard 1, where the black guy from Family Matters is a cop in a convenient store buying some goodies and donuts. (By the way, he played a cop on Family Matters too. That's just bizarre. Does this actor only play cops? Carl Winslow.) And you know it is in other movies. Especially good 80s and 90s flicks. I don't doubt it was all throughout Police Academy, but I don't know. I haven't seen those flicks in a LONG time. But for whatever reason, Hollywood wants you think that our police officers love a good hunk of fried dough. But who doesn't? Why are cops the only ones getting stereotyped? Surely there are other professions that eat more donuts than cops. What about donut bakers? They are back there all day, probably eating donuts. Or what about loiterers? Certainly those that loiter in donut shops should be stereotyped more than the coppers.

Making this world fatter one person at a time...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

carl winslow (don't know his real name) was also the limo driver in crocodile dundee.

Anonymous said...

The summer of 2000 wasn't THAT long ago...

Anonymous said...

Hey Mr. Anonymous, six years IS a LONG time if you've only been alive for 25.

-Buh Buh.. BOOYA!

Jeremiah Punditt said...

Why aren't coffee shops called cough-ey shops. Donuts are called dough-nuts. Coffee makes me cough when I drink it. And I don't understand the "nut" part of the donut (dough-nut). I think I saw Carl Winslow (fat, black cop) at KK yesterday eating donuts with back tender sprinkles.