Sammy + Lily = Silly

This is my new nephew. And my new niece. Their names are Sammy and Lily. They are babies.

Aunt + Uncle = Auntcle

My sister had twins yesterday. Pics forthcoming. I am an uncle. Kathryn is an aunt.

The following is an email my mother sent out:

Samuel Jacob was born at 7:57 a.m. weighing 5 pounds,
3 ounces and 17 inches long.

Lillian June was born at 7:58 a.m. weighing 5 pounds
exactly and 17 inches long.

Mon, dad, babies and grandparents are all doing well.
We think the babies look like Todd but have Amy's
strawberry blonde hair.

This is gospel. What a great day.

Misnomers and Money

A broker is someone who buys and sells goods and assets for others. It is in the interest of the person who hires the broker for them to make the most amount of money possible.

So isn't it a bit odd that they are called a "broker?" Shouldn't they be called a "richer?"

I'm not going to hire a broker. That sounds masochistic.

Awkward Photos (Part 1)

For Corbin....who else?

Tommy Jaundice

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