Gene: So I was thumbing my thumb drive the other day, and I had this odd hankering for some Mr. Pibb.
Oliver: Did you just say "hankering"?
Gene: Yeah, hankering. What's wrong with that?
Oliver: No one says that anymore.
Gene: I just did.
Oliver: Yeah, I know you just did....but I mean....other people. No other person says "hankering." Honest to goodness.
Gene: "Honest to goodness"? Now, seriously. Noooooobody says that anymore.
Oliver: You're just saying that to get me back for what I said about "hankering."
Gene: No, seriously. No one says "honest to goodness." I would have brought it up had you not even mentioned the "hankering" thing. Honest to goodness.
Oliver: How can someone "hanker" for something? Show me one example of hankering. You can't. I defy you to show me hankering. Bee tea dub, pass the oregano please.
Gene: "Oregano?" No one says that anymore. Who honestly says that?
Oliver: Why does no one like our conversations? I find them stimulating.
Gene: Good question....for once.
Oliver: Exactly.
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