King Size

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I'm a little upset by the false advertising of King Size candy bars. Sure, a King Sized Snicker comes in a big, King Sized package, but when you open it up, you don't find a massive, bar-of-gold-esque Snickers. You find two smaller Snickers in there. This whole "King" size doesn't exist. If I wanted two smaller Snickers, I would have gotten a "Fun" size. All a "King" size is is two "Fun" sizes wrapped together.

King sized beds are King Sized. It's one enormous bed. Not two twin beds pushed up against each other. Don't lie to me and tell me a King Size Snicker is fit for a king. A "King" size Snickers is only two "Twin" sized Snickers not fit for a king. If I wanted two twin candy bars, I would have purchased a Twix. Or an Almond Joy. Or a Mounds. Or a Nutto Bar.

Do we really need a "King" sized anything? We have stuff that you can get Super Sized. Biggie Sized. Jumbo Sized. And King Sized. I think we should have the option for "Obese Size." Don't waste my time with this "Biggie" light weight crap. With the amount of stuff that we Americans enjoy BIG, I would have thought someone would have complained by now about this whole, King Sized lie about King Sized Snickers. Perhaps America is content with two Twin, "Fun" sized Snickers in a King Sized wrapper. Or perhaps America is too Tony Danza to notice.