One a day for all of May...
How come the only act of injustice to receive the pejorative title "bug" is for littering?  And why in the world is it a "bug" to begin with?  It sounds like an after-school public service announcement cartoon character.  Larry the Litterbug.  Don't be like Larry, he litters.  Throw your trash in the trash can.  Be like Timmy the Trash-in-Trashcan bug.  Other criminal activities should have the "bug" suffix thrown in as well, I believe.  Hey, don't be a Speedbug.  Or a Shopliftbug.  Or a Badtaxesbug.  Or a Lie-to-me-about-how-your-chocolately-flattened-oval-sphere-things-don't-melt-in-my-hand-when-they-really-do bug.
Sunday, May 20, 2007
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Good One
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